Today Kelly’s cohost was Andy Cohen, and one of her guests was Susan Lucci plugging the upcoming return of “Devious Maids”.
Kelly announced that one of Andy’s ambitions had always been to do an “All My Children” scene with Susan, so hey! They had scripts ready. Kelly said she would play Haley Vaughn, Susan would play Erika Kane (duh), and Andy would play a new character: Clark Fletcher Martin – Erika’s one true love thought to be dead for years.
At one point, explaining his absence, Clark said that he had been trapped in a well for all these years, but “There’s no well deep enough to keep me away from you, Erika Kane Martin Brett Cudahy Chandler Montgomery Montgomery Chandler Merrick Montgomery!”
The captioner wisely gave up after “Kane”.