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TV Quote # 68 – Good Witch, Season 4, Episode 4, “Family Time”

Sam (James Denton):  What are you drinking? Cassie (Catherine Bell):  Green tea with honey and almond milk. Sam:  Exactly why you’ll never hear me say, ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’ Advertisements

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TV Quote # 67 – Private Eyes – Season 1, Episode 7: “Karaoke Confidential”

Nolan (Cle Bennett): Sometimes even good cops can go Ahab. Shade (Jason Priestley): So Tyrell’s his white whale. Nolan: Didn’t take you for a literary man. Shade: Yeah, I saw it on The Simpsons.

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TV Quote # 66: Program Description of “NCIS: Los Angeles”, Season 4, Episode 9, originally broadcast on 12-11-12

“The team investigates a heist executed by gunmen wearing costumes that could directly impact the U.S. economy.” Boy, those must be some costumes! I laughed reading this, I laughed transcribing it , and I’m laughing again right now.

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TV Quote # 65 – Episodes – Season 5, Episode 5 – 9-24-17

Matt, Beverly, and Sean (Matt LeBlanc, Tamsin Greig, and Stephen Mangan, respectively) are still trying to come up with a sitcom idea that Matt likes, which is nothing that Sean and Beverly have suggested so far. When they try to … Continue reading

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Did you mean to say that? Comment by Anita 2017

I don’t know where to start?  As you know I watch commercials like mini-short-films.  I find them fascinating on a nauseating level.  They both irritate and entertain me at the same time.  Which means I pay attention to the crap they … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 63 – Baby Daddy – S6, E4 – “A Mother of a Day”

Tucker (Tahj Mowry) to bartender: “Vodka tonic, hold the tonic.” Tucker’s Mom (Tricia Kelly): “Just like your father, used to drink before he would get frisky. Why he had to have a drink before he let the cat in, I’ll … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 62 – Jane the Virgin: Season 3, Episode 10, “Chapter Fifty-four”

This interchange was done with love and affection. Gina Rodriguez plays Jane and Brett Dier plays Michael. Michael: Are you cooking? What’d you do with my wife? Jane: It’s just pasta. I wanted to do something nice for you. Michael: … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 61 – 23rd Screen Actors Guild Awards – January 29, 2017

Riz Ahmed and Rashida Jones presented the award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series. The nominees were: The Crown, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things (the winner), and Westworld. It went like this – Riz: … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 60 – The Graham Norton Show, Season 20, Episode 15

Guests were Matthew McConaughey, Ed Sheeran (the singer whose 2 most recent albums are #1 and #2 in every country that measures such things except in the USA where they are #1 and #6 because here radio play is added … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 59 – Jane the Virgin, “Chapter 52”, S3 – E8

Jane’s husband Michael has been taken off active duty by the Police Department and put on desk duty, so he quits and looks for another career, settling on stand-up. Jane (Gina Rodriguez) is supportive and tales the whole family to … Continue reading

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