Category Archives: TV Quotes

TV Quote # 70 – The Graham Norton Show, Season 23, Episode 7

Graham was talking to Gloria Estefan about the Broadway show based on the lives of Gloria and Emilio, which is opening in London. Graham:    … this sounds… Are you lying? Gloria:       I’m not. Graham:   That he … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 69: Archer – Danger Island, Season 9, Episode 5, “Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves”

Archer and Pam and Crackers the parrot are flying over the island looking for a treasure. Archer is at the controls and Pam is defending the map she’s holding. Pam (voice of Amber Nash): “And it’s not a sh***y map. … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 68 – Good Witch, Season 4, Episode 4, “Family Time”

Sam (James Denton):  What are you drinking? Cassie (Catherine Bell):  Green tea with honey and almond milk. Sam:  Exactly why you’ll never hear me say, ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’

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TV Quote # 67 – Private Eyes – Season 1, Episode 7: “Karaoke Confidential”

Nolan (Cle Bennett): Sometimes even good cops can go Ahab. Shade (Jason Priestley): So Tyrell’s his white whale. Nolan: Didn’t take you for a literary man. Shade: Yeah, I saw it on The Simpsons.

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TV Quote # 66: Program Description of “NCIS: Los Angeles”, Season 4, Episode 9, originally broadcast on 12-11-12

“The team investigates a heist executed by gunmen wearing costumes that could directly impact the U.S. economy.” Boy, those must be some costumes! I laughed reading this, I laughed transcribing it , and I’m laughing again right now.

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TV Quote # 65 – Episodes – Season 5, Episode 5 – 9-24-17

Matt, Beverly, and Sean (Matt LeBlanc, Tamsin Greig, and Stephen Mangan, respectively) are still trying to come up with a sitcom idea that Matt likes, which is nothing that Sean and Beverly have suggested so far. When they try to … Continue reading

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Did you mean to say that? Comment by Anita 2017

I don’t know where to start?  As you know I watch commercials like mini-short-films.  I find them fascinating on a nauseating level.  They both irritate and entertain me at the same time.  Which means I pay attention to the crap they … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 63 – Baby Daddy – S6, E4 – “A Mother of a Day”

Tucker (Tahj Mowry) to bartender: “Vodka tonic, hold the tonic.” Tucker’s Mom (Tricia Kelly): “Just like your father, used to drink before he would get frisky. Why he had to have a drink before he let the cat in, I’ll … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 62 – Jane the Virgin: Season 3, Episode 10, “Chapter Fifty-four”

This interchange was done with love and affection. Gina Rodriguez plays Jane and Brett Dier plays Michael. Michael: Are you cooking? What’d you do with my wife? Jane: It’s just pasta. I wanted to do something nice for you. Michael: … Continue reading

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TV Quote # 61 – 23rd Screen Actors Guild Awards – January 29, 2017

Riz Ahmed and Rashida Jones presented the award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series. The nominees were: The Crown, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things (the winner), and Westworld. It went like this – Riz: … Continue reading

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