Category Archives: TV Quotes

TV Quote # 70 – The Graham Norton Show, Season 23, Episode 7

Posted on May 27, 2018 by

Graham was talking to Gloria Estefan about the Broadway show based on the lives of Gloria and Emilio, which is opening in London. Graham:    … this sounds… Are you lying? Gloria:       I’m not. Graham:   That he … Continue reading →

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TV Quote # 69: Archer – Danger Island, Season 9, Episode 5, “Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves”

Posted on May 24, 2018 by

Archer and Pam and Crackers the parrot are flying over the island looking for a treasure. Archer is at the controls and Pam is defending the map she’s holding. Pam (voice of Amber Nash): “And it’s not a sh***y map. … Continue reading →

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TV Quote # 68 – Good Witch, Season 4, Episode 4, “Family Time”

Posted on May 22, 2018 by

Sam (James Denton):  What are you drinking? Cassie (Catherine Bell):  Green tea with honey and almond milk. Sam:  Exactly why you’ll never hear me say, ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’

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TV Quote # 67 – Private Eyes – Season 1, Episode 7: “Karaoke Confidential”

Posted on April 29, 2018 by

Nolan (Cle Bennett): Sometimes even good cops can go Ahab. Shade (Jason Priestley): So Tyrell’s his white whale. Nolan: Didn’t take you for a literary man. Shade: Yeah, I saw it on The Simpsons.

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TV Quote # 66: Program Description of “NCIS: Los Angeles”, Season 4, Episode 9, originally broadcast on 12-11-12

Posted on February 12, 2018 by

“The team investigates a heist executed by gunmen wearing costumes that could directly impact the U.S. economy.” Boy, those must be some costumes! I laughed reading this, I laughed transcribing it , and I’m laughing again right now.

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TV Quote # 65 – Episodes – Season 5, Episode 5 – 9-24-17

Posted on September 27, 2017 by

Matt, Beverly, and Sean (Matt LeBlanc, Tamsin Greig, and Stephen Mangan, respectively) are still trying to come up with a sitcom idea that Matt likes, which is nothing that Sean and Beverly have suggested so far. When they try to … Continue reading →

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Did you mean to say that? Comment by Anita 2017

Posted on July 18, 2017 by

I don’t know where to start?  As you know I watch commercials like mini-short-films.  I find them fascinating on a nauseating level.  They both irritate and entertain me at the same time.  Which means I pay attention to the crap they … Continue reading →

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TV Quote # 63 – Baby Daddy – S6, E4 – “A Mother of a Day”

Posted on April 4, 2017 by

Tucker (Tahj Mowry) to bartender: “Vodka tonic, hold the tonic.” Tucker’s Mom (Tricia Kelly): “Just like your father, used to drink before he would get frisky. Why he had to have a drink before he let the cat in, I’ll … Continue reading →

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TV Quote # 62 – Jane the Virgin: Season 3, Episode 10, “Chapter Fifty-four”

Posted on February 8, 2017 by

This interchange was done with love and affection. Gina Rodriguez plays Jane and Brett Dier plays Michael. Michael: Are you cooking? What’d you do with my wife? Jane: It’s just pasta. I wanted to do something nice for you. Michael: … Continue reading →

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TV Quote # 61 – 23rd Screen Actors Guild Awards – January 29, 2017

Posted on January 31, 2017 by

Riz Ahmed and Rashida Jones presented the award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series. The nominees were: The Crown, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things (the winner), and Westworld. It went like this – Riz: … Continue reading →

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